1990s Grocery Store Security Cam Medieval Armor Man Stealing Rotisserie Chickens

Low-fidelity grainy 1990s grocery store security camera still frame, absurd slightly intense chaotic scene, baby blue square tile floor, harsh warm analog overhead fluorescent store lighting that glints sharply off metal surfaces, dairy section shelves stocked with generic 1990s milk, cheese and yogurt products in the midground, wall poster clearly visible reading "NEW! TOAST PASTRIES!" mounted on the back wall. A man wearing full polished medieval plate armor is frozen mid-sprint, holding multiple stolen rotisserie chickens tucked under his arms as he runs past the dairy section, soft motion blur on his limbs from the low frame rate security camera. Bottom corner overlay timestamp printed in standard analog security cam font reading "08/13/96 04:44 AM". Visual effects: heavy VHS color bleed, visible analog surveillance grain and static noise, washed out muted 90s analog color grading, low resolution security footage quality, authentic low-fi security still aesthetic